is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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