hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you would pick up someone in the library
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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