A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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