It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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