then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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