How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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