My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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