so that wasnt chicken after all
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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