I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
