She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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