doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
be right there i have to get my cape
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
