To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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