I feel like I'm in dance class right now
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
