The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize