Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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