am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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