Need sex. Gaining weight.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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