morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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