I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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