Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize