Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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