This girl is more easily done than said...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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