Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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