when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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