Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
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