omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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