Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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