we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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