this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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