okay pat passed out under dana's car
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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