you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
two words: eviction party
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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