I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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