i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
