Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
