We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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