try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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