yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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