so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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