Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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