careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she smelled like a LAN party
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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