I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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