you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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