i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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