i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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