Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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