belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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