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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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