apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You can make out without kissing
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