Texts From Last Night

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  (302): View more from Delaware

  there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY

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  (302): there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY http://tfl.nu/y320
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  (513): View more from Ohio

  Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.

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  (513): Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot. http://tfl.nu/qalf
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.

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  (314): the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick. http://tfl.nu/zpzn
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  (765): View more from Indiana

  I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.

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  (765): I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome. http://tfl.nu/mczw
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  (931): View more from Tennessee

  and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear

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  (931): and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear http://tfl.nu/30cm
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.

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  (403): Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes. http://tfl.nu/co11
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  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?

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  (610): you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us? http://tfl.nu/gp4k
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  (214): View more from Texas

  Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us

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  (214): Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us http://tfl.nu/gb64
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  (480): View more from Arizona

  I would never do this in real life. It's only college.

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  (480): I would never do this in real life. It's only college. http://tfl.nu/l8vq
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  (620): View more from Kansas

  Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.

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  (620): Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there. http://tfl.nu/1ncw
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.

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  (843): If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala. http://tfl.nu/anbg
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  (512): View more from Texas

  Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.

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  (512): Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice. http://tfl.nu/qhen
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  (805): View more from California

  fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King

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  (805): fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King http://tfl.nu/soey
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  (574): View more from Indiana

  Paige is home safe.

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  Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.

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  (574): Paige is home safe. (574): Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys. http://tfl.nu/n38o
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  (901): View more from Tennessee

  He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers

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  (901): He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers http://tfl.nu/0yrq
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