If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Plan B is the new Plan A
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.