I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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