She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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