Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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