Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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