wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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