i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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