she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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